VERY FUNNY; ONLY FOR THE WEEKEND

A signboard outside a restaurant said: "Eat as much as you can and

MUST READ; A GIRL WAS VERY PROUD OF HER BOYFRIEND

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A girl was very proud of her boyfriend, she always tell her friends how good her boyfriend is.
On her birthday, she invited all her friends including her boyfriend who happens to be the special guest of honour. Everybody brought their gifts to the girl and was waiting for the arrival of the girl's boyfriend who promised to bring a very nice gift for his girl.
As everybody was waiting, behold! The boy was coming with a gift which was inside a polythene bag . The girl was very happy at the arrival of her boyfriend and was ready to see the gift that he brought to her. Do you know what happened ? The boy just opened the poly bag in front of all the guests and invitees and he brought out a loaf of bread. And said, to the girl.... "take this bread, you are the bread of my life" that's what I brought for you as your birthday gift"
The girl got angry immediately and was highly disappointed at her boyfriend. She grabbed the bread and threw it away in anger.
The boyfriend picked up the bread. He opened the bread infront of his girlfriend, and everyone, and behold!!... there was a car key and an engagement ring inside the bread. When the girl noticed that.. she began to beg, but then it was too late for her..

MORAL: Always learn how to appreciate things, weather big or small..

Question: Did the boy have to do that to test her love for him? Did the girl fail the test? did that imply that she doesnt love him truly?

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5 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOVE YOU MORE

5 ways to make your girl friend love you more this X-mas.
1.. Give her money
2.. Keep giving her money
3.. Don't forget to give her money
4.. Just continue giving

AKPOS AGAIN; AKPOS ESCAPED FROM

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; Is there any one in Room 8 in Ward 1? The Receptionist on phone replied; Just a minute sir hold on let me check. A while later the Receptionist

FUNNY; DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHITE GIRL & BLACK GIRL

White girl sees a guy she likes on social media
and says hi

Guy: may I know a bit about you?

Girl: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 27, I
work as a system analyst with Dell, I am single
with one adorable daughter. I live at Crown
Heights, New York in my

SEE THIS; WE OFTEN WAKE UP & NOT KNOW

We often wake up & not know what lies ahead for the day, only in the comfort of what we can do different from yesterday. We reflect on what was or what could have been, on how,why, what & where, but that was yesterday & today we have a choice to smile

MUST READ; I JUST NOTICED THAT LIFE IS TOO

I just Noticed that Life is too short to commit suicide coz In the year 2002 Nokia 3310 was N75k with N40k Econet sim card,but today its N700 and the sim is free.. In 2003 samsung c100 was N48k and I must recharge with atleast N1500 airtime every... two weeks or else my sim will be blocked. today its N800 and I dont even need to recharge to retain my sim {customers are needed}.. In 2004 sendo x with camera and 16mb memory card {one of the cheapest mp3 enabled phoneback den}was N39k today its free... In 2006 sagem my

MUST READ; IT SI IMPORTANT FOR WOMEN TO BE BEAUTIFUL

It is important for women to be beautiful these days. It has been found that women who are beautiful are likely to have their needs addressed and have people listen to her. Many women don't get to realize the full essence of their beauty because they don't let themselves feel beautiful.

JOKES; AKPOS WAS DISTURBING THE

Akpos was disturbing the peace of the neighborhood. He was shouting angrily to his boy who he left in charge to take care of his pharmaceutical store while he was away. A policeman passing by Akpos' shop got interested & decided to find out the problem Policeman: Wats going on here? Akpos: How? Policeman: The noise from your shop is too much, wetin happen? Akpos: I'm sorry officer, it's this stupid boy Policeman: What did he do? Akpos: I was away when they suppliednew drugs & the drugs were expired & this idiot accepted them Policeman: What?!!! So where are the drugs? Akpos: I've sold them. please what should be done to Akpos?

MUST READ by Middy; BEFORE TELLING SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM

Before telling someone you love them....
Before leading them ahead into a lifetime journey......
Before you give them your shoulders to cry on.......
Have you ever put it into consideration if you are compatible?
Have you ever checked your temperament to know if theirs will blend with yours?
Have you ever thought if they are actually your choice or you just want to use them to pass time?
Have you ever thought about how you going to feel if you call it quit?
Have you ever thought about how it's gonna hurt if you toil with their emotions and feelings?
Have you ever thought about if they found out you are taking their love for granted?
Many questions you need to answer before saying ''I LOVE YOU''

AKPOS,THE BAPTIZER

AkPOS was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At
the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized.
You are a new creation the old one is gone. No
more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is
Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight
for the fridge. He took a Heineken,dipped it in water 3 times and said:"You are now a new creation, the
old one is gone.
Your new name is Orange Juice!!!...
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